Can some one please help me with these questions?

March 12th, 2010 by admin
  • I have had some questions on my made that I'm having trouble with.

    1) Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

    3) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

    4) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

    Please help me out


  • Dont let anyone tell you that you dont have a purpose in this life. You just earned me 2 points.


  • 10,000 comedians out of work and you try to be funny....


  • 1) If people weren't made to eat meat, why are all vegetarian products made to look like meat, taste like meat, feel like meat? As for animal crackers, no. And you have just inspired me to start Bipeds Against the Rampant and Willful Abuse of Animal Crackers.

    2) Until I see a competent doctor it does not bother me at all.

    3) Said turtle would be a streaker.

    4) No. It is a mass murder / suicide pact.


  • You must work in Washington.


  • I really, really, really hope you're a professional comedian. That sort of wit really shouldn't go to waste.

    1) Yes, but they probably wouldn't just because of it would mess with their heads.

    2) Yes, and most of them should in my opinion. What confuses me is that they can do it for 30 years and still just be practicing.

    3) Homeless and naked, unless he knows where he left the shell in which case he's just naked and not home. Aren't turtles physically connected to those things?

    4) Probably, since most of the people he's threatening to kill don't have the option to get up and leave.

    I hope this helped...what it helped you to DO exactly is beyond me.


  • cute, lol
    and to answer ur ?'s
    1) of course if they are soy or tofu
    2) no, nevermind i frequent the clinical studies office
    3) he's going thru a divorce and his ex took everything!
    4) only if he gets away and one pressed charges


  • funny.
    1. yes
    2. practice, yes
    3. naked
    4. yes







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    Explain how a religious upbringing can lead to, or support,belief in God? Why do people keep asking the same stupid question?